Be still, my shipper heart.

A comprehensive list of all the ships I ship, in no particular order, from a shitload of fandoms.

Bolded names indicate favorites.

Supernatural/RPS

  • Sam/Dean (Wincest)

Wincest deserves a special mention, because it makes up most of my blog.

  • Dean/Castiel (fuck you it’s pretty)
  • Sam/Castiel (sastiel)
  • Gabriel/Sam (sabriel)
  • Lucifer/Sam (samifer)
  • Lucifer/Michael
  • Ruby/Anna (Rouge et Brune)
  • Lucifer/Crowley (Lucifer/Crowley)
  • Balthazar/Castiel
  • J2 (J2)
  • Jared/Misha (no one knows I ship Mishalecki)
  • Sebastian/Misha (sebisha)
  • Mark/Jim (Mark/Jim)
  • Crowley/Castiel (bloodtp)
  • Crowley/Bobby (crobby)
  • Bobby/Rufus

Doctor Who/RPS

  • Doctor/Master (whotp)
  • David/John
  • Two/Jamie
  • Two/Three
  • Ten/Five
  • Amy/Rory
  • River/everyone
  • Jack/everyone
  • Doctor/River
  • Eleven/Rory (large noses)
  • Vastra/Jenny (Victorian Space Lesbians)

Superwho

  • Doctor/Castiel

It should tell you something when I say the Doctiel tag is my favorite place on tumblr. I also may or may not be fully responsible for the adoption of the term “Doctiel” (as opposed to Chris’s “Docstiel”).

  • Impala/TARDIS
  • Doctor/River/Castiel
  • Jack/Castiel/Possessive!Doctor
  • River/Crowley
  • Lucifer/Master
  • Jack/Dean
  • Ten/Sam (College boy Sam and his comely professor)

Star Trek/RPS

  • Kirk/Spock
  • McCoy/Kirk
  • Spock/McCoy
  • Kirk/Spock/McCoy
  • Shatnoy
  • Pinto
  • Picard/Q
  • Q Jr./Icheb (“Teenage Dream”)
  • Janeway/Seven

Sherlock Holmes/RPS

  • Holmes/Watson (every reincarnation)

It should be noted my URL (“Quick, man, if you love me!”) is a quote from the Sherlock Holmes story “The Dying Detective”, in which Holmes uses that argument to convince Watson to hide behind his bed. Needless to say, Watson complied.

  • Sherlock/Mycroft (BBC)
  • Sherlock/Moriarty (BBC)
  • Benedict/Martin (BBC) (the ginger and the hobbit)
  • Sebastian/Jim (BBC) (SebnJim)

Star Wars

  • Han/Leia (the scoundrel and the princess)
  • Han/Luke (don’t get cocky kid)
  • Luke/Leia
  • Han/Luke/Leia (StarT3)
  • Obi-Wan/Anakin

Suits

  • Harvey/Mike (lawtp)

Whitesuits

  • Harvey/Neal (whitetp)
  • Neal/Mike
  • Harvey/Neal/Mike

Lord of the Rings

  • Frodo/Sam (don’t go where I can’t follow)
  • Merry/Pippin (I’m going to look after you)
  • Aragorn/Legolas
  • Aragorn/Boromir (he was my brother)
  • Faramir/Eowyn
  • Eowyn/Badassery
  • Boromir/Faramir

Dexter

  • Dexter/Debra (les Morgans)

Merlin/RPS

  • Arthur/Merlin
  • Morgana/Gwen (I brought you flowers, my lady)
  • Bradley/Colin

In real, actual history

It’s the same as RPS, just, older.

  • Alexander Hamilton/James Madison
  • Thomas Jefferson/James Madison
  • Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson
  • Lewis/Clark
  • King Henry II/Thomas Becket
  • John Lennon/Paul McCartney
  • Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert (messrs president)
  • William Goulding/F. Scott Fitzgerald (literary giants)

Band of Brothers

  • Richard Winters/Lewis Nixon (winnix)
  • Ron Speirs/Carwood Lipton (the greatest ship that was never tagged)
  • Joe Liebgott/David Webster (webgott)

Game of Thrones

  • Renly Baratheon/Loras Tyrell (renly x loras)
  • Jaime Lannister/Cersei Lannister
  • Tyrion Lannister/words
  • Robb Stark/Jon Snow (jon x robb)

Marvel

  • Steve/Tony (things I ship: this)
  • Natasha/Clint (fucking assassins)
  • Clint/Coulson (clintson)
  • Peter Parker/Harry Osborn
  • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson (spideypool)
  • Billy/Teddy (billyxteddy)

Other

  • Draco/Harry (boom! a random Drarry post) (Harry Potter)
  • Fred/George (no one knows I ship fred/george) (Harry Potter)
  • Phelps/Bekowski (40s lawtp) (L.A. Noire)
  • Marcus/Esca (the eagle) (The Eagle)

I could write an essay about their theme and how it affected their lives. Marcus and Esca are all about freedom and trust. Freedom from the confines of society, of prison, of whatever— just freedom. And to trust someone enough to set them free, hand them the thing you’ve spent your whole life searching for, and telling them to leave you to die, as long as that thing reaches home? That’s fucking trust, even if Esca refuses to leave and brings Marcus back a fucking legion.

  • Ferris Bueller/Cameron Frye (le ferris wheel) (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
  • Ford Prefect/Arthur Dent (otowelp) (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
  • Caspain/Edmund (casmund) (The Chronicles of Narnia)
  • Neil/Todd (social butterflies) (Dead Poets Society)
  • Jimmy/Peter (second star to the right) (Neverland)
  • Murphy/Connor MacManus (saintly incest) (The Boondock Saints)
  • Harvey/Eleven (two good looking motherfuckers) (Suits/Doctor Who)
  • Arthur/Eames (my snarky otp) (Inception)
  • Dorian/Basil (le portrait) (Picture of Dorian Gray)

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